Megan Fox Camel Toe Flashes Signs of Life in Her Gym Tights

Aw, mom. You're never too grown up to sport some camel toe in tights in public. I don't care how much Megan Fox has retreated from the sextastic spotlight since marrying Brian Austin-Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) and bearing him children. She will always be Foxy to me. And, she will always be into blessed stretch pants pulled up tight into her personal cubicle.

I certainly miss the old Megan Fox something awful. She had a run there like nobody's business for several years. Then life's circumstances caused her to change paths, which I can respect, but still not be very happy with. I'd like to think that with so many years of hotness left in the tank, Megan will return to us gentleman oglers one day in half shirts and short dresses and lingerie and less. Without hope, what do we have? Okay, well yes, tons of archival pictures. And the occasional camel toe in the Valley. So not completely bereft. Enjoy.

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