Elsa Hosk Topless In Water For Your Pre-Moistened Sextastic Swedish Model Needs

I can't imagine a better use of the element of water than to envelop the topless fine female form of Swedish model Elsa Hosk. Am I jealous of water today? I am, I say without irony. Just imagine the droplets from the shower that pour down over the likes of Elsa each morning, let alone the evening bubble baths where Elsa relaxes while I virtually scrub her with my omnipresent loofah sponge.

As we approach the penultimate day of the Season of Giving, I can't help but think of the wide eyes of a little boy named Bill who wanted nothing more as a child than to find ridiculously hot Swedish girls topless underneath the little tree he manufactured in his own room. Socks from Aunt Nell were a poor substitute, though worn with love, I assure you, Aunt Nell. One day, Santa will come down my chimney with these wonderful funbags and announce sublimely, 'Thanks for being patient.' I'm pretty sure this day is coming. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Chadwick Tyler