Vivien Sasdi Topless Chesty Striped Swimsuit Flash

I don't know where to begin with how I feel about these photos of Eastern European former Playboy model Vivien Sasdi opening up her swimsuit top. I feel flushed, I feel happy, elated, a bit anxious, riled up, like I'm waiting for the big roller coaster and I'm almost to the front of the line. It's a real whirlwind of emotions seeing this striking blonde with the epic funbags pulling back her top to reveal her goodness for the love of men-kind.

You know me, I love a good tease. Well, a great tease. Followed shortly thereafter by complete and utter satisfaction. Vivien also seems to be good at at least the first part of this equation. When I invite her to my suite at the Ritz with my $29 1-800-Flowers bouquet, I suspect she'll melt in my arms. Which she should, because that $29 bouquet cost me $90 at online checkout. How do they do that? Never mind. You can't put a price on hot sticky sweaty making of the sexy with a girl such as Vivien Sasdi. Well, technically you probably could, but I certainly couldn't afford it. Wait, do you take food stamps? I need a raise. Enjoy.