Erin Heatherton Topless Flashes of the Victorian Sweets

I don't expect you to subscribe to European magazines. This is my assignment. That and living almost entirely off of Slim Jims and Diet Chocolate Yoohoo soda with a splash of vodka are what the voices in my head have commanded. All the better to find such unexpected treats as freckled Hebrew School Hottie Erin Heatherton flashing a bit of her sacred yum yums for L'Officiel Hommes magazine in France. Oh, yeah, I get that.

Erin was so everywhere just a few years ago, before Lenny DiCaprio happened. That seems to knock the models back a bit when it inevitable ends. Erin has been doing more limited modeling engagements of late, including this little big number of super blonde sextastic in the Parisian magazine racks. I'm still ever so badly wanting to connect all the freckles on her body with a small pen I hold gently in my mouth. I'm pretty sure that's how the framers wrote the Constitution, which makes it good enough for me and Erin. This was such a pleasant surprise. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: L'Officiel Hommes

With Erin Heatherton, it's been love since first naked sight!