Berit Birkeland Strips Down For A Topless Pool Dip

Hold the phone. Berit Birkeland got topless in the pool and nobody bothered to call me? I actually have a firehouse pole in my abode I can slide down into my swim trunks complete with a chilled six pack of Pacifico in my right hand and a roll of condoms I will never ever use in my left. I should try switching hands for better luck.

My object d' lust and her lovely lady friend got all wet and see-through and topless for Next DoorModel magazine because, dammit, how girls just owe this kind of posing to the world. I don't know what kind of higher power you believe in, but do you believe they would spend their time creating perfection then demand it never be seen? Nay. I ponder this often. As does Berit Birkeland. I wish we could ponder together while she remained in that blue wet top. Talk about your pondering. It would go down in the annals of pondering. People would give up pondering altogether because it could never be done better. Berit, I am so ready to knock noodles. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: NextDoorModel Magazine