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bill-swift - August 7, 2015
I'm not sure how you mark the hands of time, but I prefer to do it by way of topless model calendars. As always, these glorious bits of timekeeping get started for the new year in the summer of the current year as glamour models across the European continent begin posing their bodacious bodies topless in various mirthful scenes and themes.
Micaela Schaefer is a tall brunette staple in the topless celebrity calendar business. Taking a peek at her peaks herein, it looks like 2016 is going to be a very fertile year. This has to be at least as authoritative a prediction model as the Farmer's Almanac or the National Weather Service for that matter. Micaela, I shall await your presence on the wall of my penthouse offices come January. Father Time already has a boner. I'll spare you the details. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Javier Hornfeldt For Micaela Schaefer