Miley Cyrus Topless Nude For V Magazine

Well, there you go again. Miley Cyrus can't stop taking off her clothes for the cameras and we can't stop watching. I kind of feel like we have a partnership. It's not that Miley is the most alluring woman ever to come out of the music world, but she's certainly the most bold and daring since Madonna made adults everywhere cringe at the sexualization of their children, which, for the record, somehow led to reduced numbers of teenaged pregnancies in the 90's and 2000's, so take that, pearl clutchers who think pop star boobs are going to destroy the youth.

Miley goes there, gets naked, and smiles. She seems more comfortable nude than not. There's something so benevolent about that it's hard to put into words. I just use a polite golf clap and the occasional hoot I would have heard from family members if I'd ever been allowed to attend a graduation ceremony. Miley, you, your little body, the way you share so effortlessly and raise the bar for others, I'm so pleased I won't even do my obligatory comment about your voice. Um, well, I tried not to. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: V Magazine

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