Don’t Look Over Naked Anna Orlova

The thing I love most about Anna Orlova isn't the fact that she looks spectacular naked. It's that I can fit her name into that classic bar tune "I'm looking over a four leaf clover" or whatever the shit it's called. It's that song that plays between rounds in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out, you know the one. And now I can work her name into it and sing to my heart's content...

I'm looking over An-na Or-lova
That I overlooked before

Wait a second, that's not the message we should be sending here. No one should look over Anna Orlova naked. We should look harder. Or more. Or something that's not over. If we looked over Anna Orlova nude, we'd be overlooking one of the greatest sights known to man. This plan needs a rewrite...

I won't look over An-na Or-lova
Cause she is so fuck-ing hot!

Poetry. Pure poetry. Let's see you try and top that Mitch Miller!

_{Photo Credit: Céline Andrea}