Cahpolly Topless on the Table

The newest candidate for the title of body perfection is Cahpolly. As I am sure you all know the name Cahpolly is Cherokee for, “Sexy redhead who sits on faces.” (Disclaimer: I do not speak Cherokee, that was a guess based off of a gut feeling.) It is amazing to see a woman of that caliber be able to remain so fit. If I had two sacred burial mounds protruding from my chest like she does I would be getting free meals all the time. I might look good through adolescence, but as soon as my metabolism slowed down my entire body would become a burial mound.  

This woman’s body is so out of control I do not understand how it was able to form in such a way on planet Earth. It is as if she grew up in a zero-g environment and only recently was released into the world, or maybe it would be more fitting to say she was unleashed upon the world. I cannot see anyone, man or woman alike, being able to avoid falling victim to her femininity. The woman looks so good she can even pull off the glasses that make men look like pedophiles.

_{Photo Credit: Joao Ramos}