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aldo-vallon - August 14, 2017
I have just seen into the future to the end of civilization and the cause is Cara Delevingne. There is going to come a time, which may be closer at hand than we think, when some mad scientist is going to create robots that look exactly like Cara and soon after the world is going to fall apart. Men and women alike will start marrying these robots leading to all forms of reproduction plummeting. Productivity at work will virtually be non-existent. People will have no reason to ever leave their homes once they have a Cara-bot inside it.
Even with all of the destruction that will follow such a creation I have a hard time describing such a future as dystopian. If everyone has access to a Cara Delevingne then that is about as utopian as any man can hope for. If that means the course of human progress gets set back a few centuries or so would it really be all that bad? I for one think I could handle one of those post-apocalyptic wastelands just fine if I had a Cara by my bedside. How much more could a man reasonably ask for?
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