Vera Lavender Nude in the Creek

Don’t you just hate it when you are walking through the woods, hoping to take in some nature, when you stumble upon a beautiful woman who just so happens to be naked? If I had a dollar for every time it has happened to me I could retire to Thailand and leave all my worries behind. I mean, I finally have a day all to myself so I decide to take a stroll and finally have some time to myself but then there is this siren-like woman there to ruin it.

Okay, maybe that exact situation has not happened to me literally, but there is probably at least one person in history who has experienced it exactly like that. Think of the terror they must have felt, because chances are if you see a naked woman in the middle of the woods then you are about to be the sacrifice to some crazy witch ceremony. Unless of course you are not a virgin, and in that case I do not know what they with you. Would they just let you go, or do they have to kill you for knowing too much? Even if they did kill you, at least you got to have your fun, unlike the virgin.

_{Photo Credit: Stefan Soell}