Lily Bridger Topless in the Bahamas

 Lily Bridger is one Bahama mama that would have no trouble convincing me to fork over the cash for two tickets to paradise. I would even be willing to splurge on first class. That last part would be more of a treat for myself than it would be to spoil her. The opportunity to take a flight where my knees are not at my chest like a jack-in-a-box and my testes are not squeezed between my thighs like a vice is something I would very much like to experience at least once in my life. I may have to sell my car to make that happen but I think she would be worth it. Besides, if I never come back from that island I would not even need it anymore.

I am even willing to give up my very rational fear of bicycles in order to go for a ride on the beach. I have never seen the draw of riding quickly through the sand when most people go to the beach to slow things down, but I am willing to keep an open mind. Maybe it could even serve as a workout, God knows I could use it.

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