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elliot-wolf - September 16, 2017
For the longest I believed that countertops were only good for coffee and small appliances. I had no idea that they made the ideal resting place for hosting Shae Renate ridiculously photogenic rear end. It's all about appreciating anatomy so when I'm observing Renate's roundness it is with the utmost respect. Before having a hot blonde in your kitchen involved a Keurig and a Starbucks coffee K-Cup container. But I'd op in favor of waking up to Shae versus having a lonely cup of caffeine to call my own in the morning any day. It's not even December yet and she has my eyes wider than a kid about to open presents at 11:59 on Christmas Eve.
I would love to help her learn how to cook. She's just absolutely making a mess everywhere. I wonder how much experience she has with flour and whip cream finding its way all over the extremities of her body. Either way I'm willing to stick by her side and provide necessary clean up after of both Shae and the kitchen area. I actually would like to have a word with the manufacturer of that apron as it seemed to have been no use at all. She managed to still get very dirty in the kitchen with the apron on. No worries. I will make things right for Chef Renate however she sees fit.
Photo Credit: Percy Ortiz