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aldo-vallon - September 23, 2017
Maria Bettyna Garcia Figueroa had better be careful. There are a lot of body snatchings happening around Mexico City and with a body like hers I am sure she is topping the most wanted list. My body causes the polar opposite effect. I could not get someone to kidnap me if I was the son of a billionaire and the abductors thought my family actually cared about me. It was like that even when I was a kid. Naive little me would see the creep trying to bring children over to his van with some candy, but when I went over to him he would actually give me the candy before driving off. He would peel out so quickly his tires would be smoking. You would have thought he was breaking parole, or something. I doubt Maria will ever know that level of rejection. The worst she will experience is being told by a salesperson that they do not have the shoes she wants in her size, but that she might have better luck at an American Girl Doll store. Those kicks probably would not be half bad either, the attention to detail those people have is impressive.
Photo Credit: Maxi An / Mexico