Olga Kurchenko Topless With Flowers

 No one ever seems to have an allergic reaction to something that affects them in a positive way. For example, if there happened to be a bee in those flowers and that bee happened to sting Olga Kurchenko, it would not sting her on one of her breasts. Even with all the luck in the world it would still sting her on the lip, or the cheek. No girl can ever catch a break by having a bee sting her breast and enhance it by a couple of cup sizes for a few hours. Instead they get stuck with a swollen mouth that will not be good for anything aside from a few jokes made at their own expense. Their pronunciation of words with more than two syllables can only keep a man entertained for so long, but a temporarily enlarged breast, even if it is just the one, allows her to live the what if scenario we have all found ourselves dreaming about at one time or another. Maybe it will be a bit lopsided, but it is not as if one can realistically hope to have the good fortune of being stung by two bees in symmetrical locations. Let's not get greedy.   

_{Photo Credit: Marat Safin}