Frenchy Morgan Goes Topless Shooting Her 2018 Calendar

 By golly, without another object in the frame to use as a reference there is no telling how big this woman could be. She could be emerging from the water as humanity's champion on her way to defeat some Godzilla like creature. For all I know those jugs hanging off her chest could be the size of hot air balloons, and be just as buoyant. What a reality that would be.

The thought of a giant female waging battle against the things that go bump in the night makes me wish I could repay her by bumping all night. That wish not only serves to give me the opportunity to have relations with , but to also grant me the ability to last all night. Stamina has never been one of my natural gifts, so I need to make up for it by possessing expert level cuddling skills. I know those are not an even trade off, but most women are polite enough to pretend that they are. Normally I stick up my nose at common courtesies, but this is one that has turned out in my favor.  

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