Svala Is As Cute As She Is Sexy

 I did not think that the eye to head ratio of an anime girl was possible to fit on the head of a living person. Those peepers are so big they have me questioning whether or not I fell asleep to Toonami and have only dreamed her up. If that is the case then I would kindly ask that no one wake me up and, if possible, give me whatever drug cocktail is necessary to keep it going uninterrupted. 

It is hard for a girl to pull off the petite look without making me feel like a total perv, but Svala does it with ease. I don't know what it is, but if there is too much of a height difference then I start to feel like a predator. They need to make a rule of thumb that men can use to help guide themselves through those murky waters. For example, to know if a girl is too young for you you should divide your age in half and then add seven. Anyone who is younger than that number is too young. Some numbers nerd needs to come up with a formula that takes into account height and weight.

Photo Credit: Photographer Stefan Fröhlich for B-Authentique