Lenka Haskova Scares Me As Much As She Turns Me On

Is it possible to be frightened and turned on all at the same time? Why of course it is. People have been doing just that for eons. It's like 90% of the reason someone's always getting finger banged on Splash Mountain. I've never been much for thrill seeking, however, so it was something of a shock to my system when I first laid eyes on a topless Lenka Haskova! It was that combination of terror and turn-on that must be second nature to thrill seekers.

I'm glad that my first time being turned on and terrified was with Lenka here. I mean, we've all got our firsts, and if it ever comes up in casual conversation that I was once scared and horny at the same time, I'll happily tell people all about Lenka and that great mid-December day when I discovered a new kink.

I think the turn-on is greater than the terror, though. The terror only enhances the turn-on, I think. I don't know, some of you kinky weirdos out there probably know all the proper terminology and such. I'm still a newbie over here.

Photo Credit: Photographer Khoa Bui