Pauline Sprawled Out Right In Front Of You

 I have seen animals of the feline persuasion hit that pose on many an occasion, and not once have they ever looked as good as Pauline does here. She really seems to get what the cats were trying to convey. It is not simply about stretching out, it is about truly not giving a flying fuck about anything else in the world. Cats try to come off like they do not care about anything, but just try to withhold their food for an extra hour after they are used to being fed. They will be crying like out so loud that you will start to doubt whether or not they have been fed in a week. Bunch of pussies, I say.

I have never even owned a cat, this knowledge has only been gathered from the few times I have crossed paths with a cat owner. To be honest, I do not see what the draw is. It is like the world's worst girlfriend who you cannot even press charges against when she scratches you for no good reason. It is nearly impossible to get a restraining order against a cat, that I can tell you from experience.   

Photo Credit: Photographer Vincent Amar for B-Authentique