Ireland Baldwin Topless Photo Shoot

 Usually the only satisfaction the average layman gets in life is that of watching all the celebrities of his day slowly grow old, bald, and fat. Some do not become bald or fat, but they all get old and that is enough. Every once in awhile we are given the added pleasure of seeing what their children turn out to be. Is it petty? Yes. Is it immoral? Of course, but it is all I have left.

I would be lying if I did not admit I got some small satisfaction out of seeing Alec Baldwin's daughter posing nude. After all the poon he has slayed in his life, this sort of karma was a long time coming. One cannot raise their family on a cucumber farm and then be surprised when their kid's favorite food is pickles, knowwhatI'msaying.

I probably should not be too public with my enjoyment of these sort of situations. I have no kids of my own so this whole thing is starting to feel like a premature celebration. For all I know my kid could turn out like Jayden Smith. The horror. I'd take stripper over that.   

Photo Credit: Photographer Nino Munoz