Get Silly And Sexy With Oliwia

   It has been awhile since I last played cowboys and Indians, but I reckon I can bust out the loin cloth and tomahawk for old times sake. The duck is kind of clashing with the theme though. How am I supposed to stay in character with these kind of anachronisms? A giant duck? Come on! If she does not have a real horse at her disposal then I think the least she could do is grab a rocking horse, or one of those sticks with a horse head that poor kids use. 

I don't care if the duck turns out to be her favorite stuffed animal; this is no time to get sentimental. When this game starts I will be going balls to the wall just like the original Indians did on the frontier. Does that mean a cottage will get burned down? Possibly, but that is the price one pays for authenticity. That is also why it is important to always have insurance on expensive pieces of property. One never knows when a game is going to get out of hand. My grandpa still hasn't forgiven me for torching his medals from the war, but that is just the price of war.

Photo Credit: Photographer Ryan Myers for B-Authentique