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aldo-vallon - December 29, 2017
I have been waiting a long time to see Jessica Biel in her birthday suit, so I am pretty disappointed in myself for letting this flick fall under my radar for so long. I am finding it difficult to fully enjoy the discovery since nearly a decade has past. So much time has gone by that those knockers could be more rundown than a highway 66 ghost town. It has been out for nearly ten years and if the aging wasn't enough to make you doubt their longevity then I will remind you that they have also run the gauntlet of motherhood in that time.
The media should really do a better job of making it known when a sex symbol bares it all in a movie or photo shoot. I am talking presidential levels of coverage. I just about gave up hope that I would ever see those puppies. I thought the closest I would get was that scene in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry when you get to live vicariously through Adam Sandler as he plays them like bongos. My last hope was to wait for her to turn forty and become desperate for film roles. It was a long shot, but it got me out of bed in the morning.
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