The Topless Kim K Instagram That’s Burning The Internet To The Ground

 I know the focus is supposed to be on Kim right now, but I cannot help but wonder who is behind the camera? Is this the product of Kanye's handiwork? If it is then all I have to say to him is, "Put the camera down and get to work on that next album." If it turns out to be another man then I would like to know how exactly he got into that position. Is he in with the mob, is he an old chum of theirs, was she sleeping and he snuck in? These are the real questions that need answering.

If it turns out that a woman was behind the camera then I do not care to hear about it unless the response starts with the heading: Dear Penthouse Forum... An impromptu lesbian liaison would be great fuel for the pop culture media. Other starlets would feel the need to compete, so they would have their own indiscretions intentionally leaked to the media. It would be a new golden age. If only Kim would play ball and give us all of the juicy details!

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