Meet Stormy Daniels The Porn Star Trump’s Lawyer Paid $130K In Hush Money

 Maybe it is because I have never had the pleasure of being with a woman of this caliber, but I do not understand why anyone would pay her money to claim they had never had sex. If I were to bag Stormy it would probably be her asking me to not say anything due to shame. I can tell you right now, my price to keep quiet would be a lot lower than six figures as well. She could buy my silence with a meal from Chic-fil-A and the hope that it could happen again in the future.

I understand that things get a little sticky when it is alleged to have happened while the man is still married to someone else, but I still consider a net positive. If I put the shoe on the other foot and imagine my wife cheating on me with Dwayne Johnson then I will admit that I would feel a little hurt, but then I think I would feel proud at having married a woman who could land The Rock. A man of that caliber does not just slam anyone, he can afford to be picky. 

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