Val Keil’s Incredibly Glamorous Nude Shoot For Playboy

When last we saw the beautiful brunette Val Keil, she was raising the bar in a literal bar! Now she's doing... something somewhere, but you know what? None of that matters so long as we get another chance to drink in the nude sight of the gorgeous Val Keil.

I would have to wager that she's my new favorite Val K. in the entertainment industry. Val Kilmer hasn't done much of note lately—unless you count touring as Mark Twain and allegedly getting throat cancer—and though he is in three of my favorite movies ever made (Top Secret, Real Genius, and Tombstone) he's just honestly nowhere near as fuckable as Val Keil. And that's a big problem for Val Kilmer, if we're being honest.

I think it's gonna take an earth shatteringly amazing woman with the name Val K. to dethrone Val Keil from atop my pedestal. I mean, like a Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science-esque woman created in a laboratory. It's not the easiest thing in the world to become the best Val K. in the first place. I can't imagine she'd abdicate so easily. Val, you'll always be tops in my book!

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