Marley Brinx Can’t Wait To Strip Down

I would put good money down that says Marley Brinx shags like a minx. I am just saying that a girl who wears tie dye jean shorts is obviously desperate to go back to the old days of free love and rampant syphilis. I can help her out with one of those two options, but I refuse to admit which one. 

I wonder if those shorts were a do it yourself project, or if she spent a thousand dollars at Nordstrom on them. In this day and age one can never be too certain. I thought things were getting out of hand when we started buying pre-washed and pre-ripped jeans. When I was growing up we had to work hard to get our jeans to that state. We had to trespass, jump fences, and roll around in dog shit. 

Now I am seeing jeans that are being sold in stores that are being sold with dirt already rubbed into them. I don't get it. I do the bare minimum at work in order to ensure that I am not a homeless man. Why would I spend that paycheck on looking like one? 

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