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aldo-vallon - February 18, 2018
I have never trusted a woman with blonde hair and brown eyebrows. Obviously something fucky is going on. It is the same as seeing a man with black hair and a grey beard. You and I both know that you are using shoe polish up top. Either end this farce, or quit being lazy and fill in the rest of it. You are sixty-years-old, everyone knows that it isn't natural.
Naomi Woods probably is not sixty, but I have never been great at guessing a woman's age. The last time I tried ended with my shirt being soaked in a sex on the beach. I will say that if you are going to have a drink thrown on you, that is probably one of the better options. It smells pretty good and you can suck on your shirt in order to get a taste of it without having the shame involved with ordering one.
Clearly I did not pay much attention during my science classes lesson on genetics, because I have no idea if brown eyebrows are a natural trait. If the pubes can be a darker shade then I guess the eyebrows should be able to be darker as well. I am all about equality after all.