Sapphira Loves To Show It All Off

Sapphira loves showing it all off, as she naturally should. If I had that body I would be an exhibitionist as well. Although, being that I am a man, that would make me a scientific anomaly. I would probably have a three letter government agency chasing after me like in E.T. Only instead of flying away on a bicycle I would end up face down in the street after trying to bunny hop over a police car.

Bicycles have never been my area of skill. I prefer a moped, or motorized scooter. You know, something that requires a little less effort to get around. If I wanted to pedal around I would rent a paddle boat and have an afternoon of pleasure. Bikes have never given me pleasure. The only time there is any ease involved is when you are going downhill. But the thing is, in order to get to a position where you can go downhill, you first have to pedal up that hill. So at best you have broken even. But more likely you have lost respect for yourself because you had to dismount from the bike and walk it up the rest of the way. Once I turned sixteen I said goodbye to bikes.

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