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brian-mcgee - March 9, 2018
As we inch closer and closer to spring, I'm beginning to get excited about the prospect of hanging out by the pool this summer and enjoying these pictures of Christi Shake hanging out by the pool. I mean, I suppose I don't have to wait until summer or pool weather to enjoy these pictures, but the thought of getting on my swim trunks, grabbing a beer, lathering up with sunscreen, and spending the day by the pool leafing through these amazing pictures just has me in a summer sort of mood.
I guess the only downside to these pictures is that we can't see Christi perform her namesake activity. I think there should be videos or at least a GIF or two of Christi Shake shaking her thing. I mean, it's like a solid twenty percent of her appeal, so why deny us what we so greatly crave, Playboy?
Static Christie Shake is just as good as Christi Shake in motion, I suppose, but isn't there a part of you that wishes she was shaking her stuff in these pictures? I know, we can just shake our tablets or phones, and that'll be sort of like the real thing. Just be careful not to shake yourself too roughly while you're at it!