Beautiful Blonde Olli As A Russian Angel

With the recent resurgence of the red scare sweeping through the country I think it is important to remember all of the good things that have come from Russia. There is the vodka, those wooden dolls, and, of course, the women. The angelic face of Olli is a perfect example of the latter.

There is not enough alcohol in all of Siberia that can induce impotence on a man that is looking at her. I only hope that she is not friends with any of those rich Russian billionaires. I have seen the kinds of pets those people keep around the house, and although they are adorable, I would rather not risk having such precious goods around them.

I do not care if a bear has lived its entire life in captivity, all it takes for that thing to turn on you is for it to smell the faint scent of marshmallow on your breath. Once he gets a whiff of that he will snap whatever chain is holding him back in order to rip your face off and lap up the residue like it is cheese dust on the inside of a Cheetos bag.

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