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brian-mcgee - April 30, 2018
I never thought that Ana Braga and I would have much in common, but after seeing her choking down a Big Bite hot dog from 7-11, I know that she's a woman after my own heart! There is nothing in this world that says, "I give up" quite like sucking on a meatsicle from Sev. It's an elite club that includes most guys my age and size, as well as Ana Braga... So rejoice fat guys, we're in good company!
Now, one thing that differs between me and Ana has to be our hot dog eating attire. I don't think I've ever worn a see-through shirt, but I really wouldn't even think about wearing one to head over to 7-11 and stock up on Big Bites for my big night in. Ana, on the other hand, absolutely does not give a fuck and will show off her glorious breasts while tackling that most phallic of foods.
So Ana, seriously, next time you want to head over to 7-11 for a Big Bite and maybe even a Big Gulp or Slurpee, give me a call. I'll even wear my see-through shirt that I don't own for the occasion. It's gonna be a hot doggin' good time!
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