Monique Noel Pumps Up Her Awesome Rack For Nude Photo Series

One thing that I have never understood about our friends over at Playboy is why they were so insistent to include the measurements of every Playmate that they put within their pages. I mean, I am already looking at the woman, I know what her rack looks like. I know what her waist looks like. I know what her hips look like. And a picture is worth a thousand words, or in this case it is worth six words, but that would still be saving costly ink.

And just reading the measurement does nothing for me. I am not such a stickler for details that I can even use those measurements for an accurate reference. Are they just including those for any blind men that like to stay informed as to the talent that Playboy is retaining? If that is the case then kudos to them. That is a commendable move. It is like including a wheelchair ramp at a roller rink.

If one of those blind guys has a friend read him the measurements then he can recreate the broad in his mind and feel a little less left out. And let’s be honest, there are few people in the world that can compete with those that you create in your imagination.

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