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aldo-vallon - May 15, 2018
I would gladly get lured into Charlotte’s web of destruction if it meant my last moments were filled with the view of her pendulous breast.
I cannot remember the last time I took a bubble bath. I also cannot remember the last time I had time to take a bath, and not even looking at Charlotte all suds-ed up in hers makes me want to get in another one.
I am pretty sure that at this point in my life I would just be bored sitting in that water. Bubble baths are like lame hot tubs that benefit no one. If I even tried drawing myself a bath now I would probably end up flooding my apartment because it takes so long to fill that I would probably forget about it.
And then there is the issue of getting it to be the right temperature for it to be comfortable. If my track record with coffee is any indicator, I will end up with either second degree burns all over my body or I will be sitting in a room temperature cauldron wondering why I even bother. That last thought is becoming a recurring theme in my life.