David Hasselhoff’s Fiancée Hayley Roberts Is All Nipples on Braless Ice-Cream Run

It is always a gamble to run anywhere when you do not have a bra on. The safety risks are huge depending on the cup size of the woman or man. One of those boobs is liable to jump up and pop you in the face like you are a door and they are the knocker, thereby earning their nickname. This results in embarrassing black eyes and fat lips that the person does not want to own up to. Naturally, this leads to rumors of domestic abuse and ruined lives.

Now imagine the extra risks that are heaped on by putting ice cream into the mix. If only a couple of bites are able to give you a brain freeze then they are perfectly capable of making your nipples hard. Add to that anything resembling a running motion and you might as well kiss your eyesight goodbye. One could easily spear out their eyeballs like they were olives on a toothpick with just a few steps. I know that pirates have been in fashion thanks to that Johnny Depp, but I still do not think wielding dual eye patches is going to look very sexy.

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