READER FIND: Kelly Reilly Nude Circus From ‘Mrs. Henderson Presents’

A nude circus? Now there is a thought with some potential. It is much better than my last idea of an electric toilet seat. See, it would zap you if you were on it too long, thereby preventing hemorrhoids. I had a hard time getting funding for that one, but I think I found my cash cow.

A nude circus would be exactly what the circus industry needs right now. I think all of the major ones have gone out of business, leaving behind the low budget ones that double as animal and human trafficking rings. But throwing some nudes up on the trapeze would be like throwing cash into the air at a strip club. It would all come raining back down.

And obviously by nude I am only referring to women. Sorry fellas, this business is still going to discriminate. No one wants to see some floppy dong riding a horse, not even gay guys. If there comes a day when that is no longer the case then I might be willing to diversify. Until that day this will be a strictly female venture, aside from having myself as the ringleader. I am not going to pass up that opportunity.

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