Fancy Alexandersson’s Very See-Through Dress On The Red Carpet For The 25th Amfar Gala

For those unacquainted, amfAR is an AIDS research charity. I do not know what having her boobs out has to do with discovering a cure for such a brutal disease, but if it gets us one step closer to one then I fully support her public nudity.

Hell, even if her boobs have nothing to do with finding a cure I am still supportive. If nothing else, her chest can help us take our minds off of the perpetual rain cloud that is AIDS. She could be like the Patch Adams for the modern world, only instead of putting a red ball on her nose she will be putting red nipple tassels on.

I take that back. I am starting to think that her putting anything over her nipples is a step backwards from progress. That is the last thing that we need right now. AIDS research needs as much progress as it can get and cannot be associated with any more water treading.

I never know if wardrobe choices like these are just shameless attempts at free publicity and we are taking the bait, or if there is actually some greater statement that I am missing. At this point I have stopped caring and am just grateful for the boobage.

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