Charli XCX Hint Of Nip In See-Through Furry Top

I do not think it would be possible for me to get intimate with a woman while she was wearing that coat, even if that woman was Charlie XCX. As soon as she put her arms around me I would feel like I was being molested by a muppet, and that has been one of my top five phobias since I was a young lad. People think that is a ridiculous thing to say, but they clearly never looked into the cold dead eyes of one of those hell spawn. They are only as virtuous as the puppet masters who have their arms up their asses, and who knows how much that is worth.

I highly doubt Charlie would molest me though. I am a little hazy on the lawful definition, but I do not think you can consent to being molested, which I definitely would, because then it just becomes a consensual encounter.

I doubt Charlie would even want to let her coat get anywhere near a sexual encounter. It has got to be a pain in the ass to clean a material like that. My brother had a stuffed animal with that type of fur when we were kids, but when it went through the wash cycle it came out looking like cheap pillow stuffing.

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