Mollie King’s Rock Hard Pokies Could Cut Glass

In case you didn't already know, Mollie King is a British singer/songwriter who dropped some of her signature Brit wit on us with this hilarious new shirt of hers. "Disco Sucks"! Where do they come up with this stuff? My editor was all like, "Check out her shirt" and I started laughing. They clearly weren't expecting that reaction, and now I know why. I think I missed the point. If you look just to either side of the word "Sucks," you can clearly see her rock hard nipples.

I don't know exactly what reaction my editor was looking for, and if they expected me to begin furiously masturbating at my desk, but it's clear that I miss the forest for the trees sometimes. Mollie King could probably cut glass with her hard nipples, and if she's interested in doing that, I might suggest that a disco ball is comprised of dozens of tiny mirrors. This way she could kill two birds with one stone.

Anyways, I don't think you have to focus just on her nipples, though I suppose that's the whole point of posting these pics. Don't be a schmuck like me. Get with the program and realize that yes, disco sucks, but there's a much more important message lurking just beneath that one: Mollie King's got some nice nips!

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