A Short Tour of Charlotte McKinney’s Best Topless Shots

I think these photos reveal Charlotte McKinney’s signature look. Covering her boobs with one arm while side eyeing the camera is her version of Blue Steel. For her own good I hope she has more smarts than Derek Zoolander. But even if she doesn’t, she came this far, which is something.

When I see someone with a trademark style I always wonder what people would consider my trademark. Everybody needs to have some trademark, because it is good for their branding and is sure to make them a boatload of money. Johnny Depp has his mustache that would look ridiculous on any other person. Beyonce has been rocking that blonde hair. So what can I capitalize on?

George Michael already took having five o’clock shadow at all times. That would have been a sweet. Being known for not shaving is about as low effort as it gets. Thankfully Travis Barker took head tattoos. That one would not have been very fun.

Maybe I can be known as suspenders guy. It is a cheap item that isn’t very cumbersome. It is noteworthy while not being too fedora-ish. And if it isn’t received well I can always fashion them into a noose with little trouble.

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