Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid, and All The Milan Fashion Week See-Through Shots and Nip Slips

Good Graysh, I thought I would have more time between New York’s fashion week and Milan’s. I am still nursing the equivalent of a nipple hangover, and now Milan is trying to toss even more slices of pepperoni onto my face. Why can’t a guy just have a break?

It really makes you appreciate the days when women were buttoned up from head to toe in the thickest fabric society could find. There was no risk of overdosing on areola’s back then. A man might have not even known what a woman’s nipples looked like until his wedding day. There was no reason to think that his nips would be nearly identical.

I think that is part of the reason why prostitution was so popular back then. Most of those guys were probably just curious what a woman looked like under all those layers. And after their first time with a prostitute I am sure they kept going back only so that they could stay up to on any changes. They did not have the internet back then, so they were not automatically alerted to updates. They had to visit the brothel two or three times a week just to stay current on what the latest vaginas looked like.

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