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Khloe Kardashian’s Braless Nips In A See-Through Tank Top
brian-mcgee - October 4, 2018
I write stories about going to the movies with my dad so often, I thought I'd share one about tricking my grandmother into taking me to see Rising Sun with Sean Connery.
You see, my pudgy fourteen year old self was obsessed with Michael Crichton, having seen Jurassic Park four times by the time Rising Sun was released in late July. My grandmother, who must have just turned 70 at the time, seemed like a prime candidate to fool into taking me to see this movie because it starred one of her favorite actors, Sean Connery.
I sold her on the idea telling her that I had read the book—I hadn't—and didn't think there was anything too objectionable in there. I even talked her into letting my friend Pat come along. Cut to three minutes into the movie when the fucking starts and I didn't hear the end of it. "What the hell kind of movie is this?" my grandmother exclaimed audibly in the theater right around the time Ray Wise starts going down on that woman.
"I didn't know there was gonna be anything like this in the movie, grandma. It wasn't in the book," I said, diminishing my argument that I had actually read it even further. Needless to say, about an hour later when that dude starts eating sushi off of the naked woman, my plan had unraveled. "Get up! That's it, I'm not sitting here watching this porno one minute longer," my grandmother exclaimed to my friend and I and the rest of the crowd in attendance.
It took a full three years to regain my grandmother's trust and she agreed to go see Grumpier Old Men with me just a few months before she passed away. She was a great lady and I sincerely regret tricking her into seeing such a filthy movie at that age. I should have known better, but in the end, she turned out to be the smartest one in that theater, storming out less than halfway through and never looking back.
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