Azealia Banks Flaunts Her Boobs In Topless Tweets

Azealia Banks has the uncanny ability to go from appearing like the girl in the club that looks like she was dragged for a night out by her friends to being the girl that is dancing in the cage above everyone. One of these days we might find out who the real Azealia Banks, but for that to happen some guy or girl is going to have to be the one to break through her emotional walls.

I do not volunteer to be that man, but I will offer full emotional support to anyone who does. I know myself and I am not deluded enough to think I can handle a job that intense. My personality is too fragile and my immune system is too weak. She would grind me down in a week and all that would be left is the mechanically separated meat that goes into Slim Jims, only I would not be given the dignity of actually being made into that snack. I would just lie there in a puddle and wonder what happened.

So godspeed to anyone up to the challenge. I doubt Azealia is going to make it easy for anyone.

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