Chrissy Teigen Skirt Slip Reveals A Lot Of Leg And More

I tip my hat to all women who understand the risks that go along with wearing a skirt with a high cut and still dare to wrap their waists in one. It is that sort of unabashed determination to not allow ones groin to become sweaty that really inspires me. If I was still in college I might even be forced to throw a toga party this weekend just so that I could give my own genitals a break.

In my own opinion there are far too few options for a man to make in regards to the adjustment of the temperature of his nether regions. Shorts are an acceptable option, but they do not do enough, in my opinion. Kilts would be great, but we have yet to reach a point in our society where it is tolerable in polite society (another thing I blame on the English). Togas are the next closest thing, but if you wear one of those sheets outside they will have you ostracized or committed to an institution faster than it took to get the wrap right.

So despite Chrissy’s misfortune, I hope it other women are not scared away from wearing their own skirts. That would be fashionable regression, and would not make me happy.

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