Celebrate Paris Hilton’s Single Status With Many Years of Nip Slips and Pussy Flashes

There was a minute there where it looked like we were going to lose our favorite perennially single heiress, Paris Hilton, to the world of the married, but thankfully her engagement to The Leftovers' Chris Zylka has gone up in flames.

Look, I'm not the type to wish the worst on celebrities and their relationships, but the thought of a married Paris Hilton was almost too much for many of us to handle. That likely meant no more nip slips, no more pussy flashes, and no more party girl behavior.

Sure, we all have to grow up some time, but none of us were really in a hurry for Paris to get her act together and start adulting. It's not her style and probably never will be. We like Paris the party girl. Paris the married homemaker doesn't inspire anything close to sexiness in us.

So let's celebrate this momentous occasion by looking at all of Paris' many wardrobe malfunctions over the years. And let's also toast to a hundred more wardrobe malfunctions over the next decade for this party girl. The party never has to stop so long as Paris Hilton is single!

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