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aldo-vallon - November 26, 2018
I will undergo just about any torture in order to get more looks at Emily Ratajkowski at her most skintertaining, even if that means undergoing an hour and thirty-seven minutes of a B-movie that I hadn’t even heard of before this moment. Asking anyone else to suffer through that as well might be more of a challenge.
I might be able to trick a girl into watching it if I make them think it is a love story. And with the amount of skin Emily is showing in the flick I think it is safe to say there will be plenty of lovemaking. Just because we have different gauges for what makes a movie a love story does not mean that I am wrong, or deceiving. Maybe she is the one that is wrong. Maybe she is deceiving.
Can any movie about love really be considered a love story if there isn’t at least a little murderous intent? I have to say, I doubt the chances of any relationship going the distance if it hasn’t been put through that sort of test. Sounds more like a fantasy plot to me.