Let’s Get This Controversy Started: Rachel McAdams Breast Pump Model Shots

I’ll try to be impartial here, but I have to admit that I do not understand why there is a controversy surrounding breast pumps. People have been pumping milk out of things for decades, why is it all of a sudden considered weird to see and hear a gal pumping in public?

I think it is weirder to see mouth-to-nip breastfeeding. It is my theory that that is what is screwing up the minds of our children and turning them into sex-obsessed freaks. I have yet to work out why breastfeeding didn’t affect us negatively during any other point in human history, but I’ll figure it out one day and then I’ll finally get my Nobel.

Maybe the issue people have with breast pumping is that the milk has not been homogenized (God, I hope I spelled that right). I hear that’s a safety concern, but I think it would only be an issue if the mother was shipping her milk out of state. I sure hope she isn’t that far from her baby. What happens if the truck driver falls asleep at the wheel and ruins the shipment? The little one could get hooked on another mother’s milk and accept her as its mother.

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