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aldo-vallon - January 5, 2019
I take my hat off to Nicolas Cage for still landing roles that have sex scenes with women half his age. By this point in an actor’s career they are usually stuck playing the supporting role of the father that no one wants to see having sex since their bodies have mostly become blobs of living regret. Cage has kept it tight, though, which can’t be easy.
I feel like my own body has started to give up on me and I haven’t even hit the thirty year mark on it yet. I turn my head too quickly and it pulls a muscle. Unfortunately, I misplaced the warranty so I am stuck with fixing the repairs myself. I doubt I’ll be eligible for sex with women my own age in a couple of years, let alone women who are younger.
I know it’s all acting, but there have got to be moments of lucidity for cage where it feels weird to be mock banging a girl like Penelope Mitchell, who is the same age as his kid. I think in order to avoid that morality crisis I would be willing to forgo Penelope’s boobs by using a stand-in.