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aldo-vallon - January 5, 2019
Words cannot describe how surprised I am that Doggystyle is not the name of a smut film, or at least a comedic dog training video, and instead is the name of an angsty drama. I would have thought smut cornered the market on doggystyle, but apparently I was mistaken. That is not the first time that jumping to such conclusions has gotten me into trouble. I don’t take full responsibility for those other times either, throwing the term missionary around is bound to confuse people.
I wish I could show Rosemarie Mosbaek the respect she deserves by spelling her name correctly, but I misplaced my book of black magic and do not know the spells by heart that are necessary to merge the a and the e. I would appreciate it if the rest of you would just pretend Mosbaek is spelled correctly.
Rosemarie does not seem like the type that would get offended over that, though. The girl is so low maintenance that she didn’t even go through the trouble of putting on clothes when she knew a camera was in the bathroom. A girl that easygoing cannot be bothered to get worked up over a spelling error.