Kourtney Kardashian Brazen Braless Nipple Display In Sheer Top

I am getting some mixed signals from Kourtney’s outfit. The tails on her jacket tell me she is going to one classy affair, but the presence of her unsheathed nipples tell me she is going to a festival. All in all, I am very confused.

Maybe it is a very classy festival that she is going to, like one of those orgies from Eyes Wide Shut. I imagine they have some kind of dress code to get through the doors. You don’t want to let some slob inside, because if he doesn’t take care of his own appearance I can only imagine how he would treat everybody else. That is what it is about after all, respect.

I would never want to take part in an orgy where I did not feel respected by my peers. A good way to show that they respect me is to notice what they wore through the doors. Just like on a date, you tend to wear nicer clothes depending on how you feel about the person. I don’t want some slob in sweats thinking I am desperate enough to take what I can get.

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