“Baywatch” Actress Alicia Arden Posts Risque Topless Pics to Instagram

Who needs Playboy’s professional lighting when you have the experience of Alicia Arden at your disposal?

Playboy always had such soft lighting back in the day, it gave the feeling that the women were right out of a dream. Actually, they were better than a dream. My dickbag of a subconscious won’t even let me imagine women like Playboy bunnies in my dreams because it is too unrealistic. It thinks I’ll know it’s a dream and wake up. I guess that is kind of considerate. At least it wants me to be well rested.

But I guess that is why I am so thankful for Alicia Arden and all of those bunnies. They give me in waking hours what is withheld from me when I am asleep. If only more of the Instagram hunnies would follow her lead and utilize the natural light that they’re beach cabanas provide. It doesn’t matter how good the filter is, there is no substitute for the real thing. That last part applies to many things. Real meat, real cocktails, real boobs.

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